It's sad enough when your dinner-and-a-movie ends with the utter rejection of halfhearted lip-to-cheek contact. We've all been there. But at least you can usually take the long, sad cab ride of defeat home in private.
This Royals fan didn't have that luxury after getting denied in front of his 15,330 closest friends at Kauffman Stadium on Thursday night. Honestly, he might as well apply for witness protection right now. Or find a Bobby V mask and make a run for the border. I hear Nepal is lovely this time of year -- and completely devoid of Luke Hochevar fans.
Here's a pro tip, buddy -- free of charge: Next time, wait until the rest of her family makes a food run before dropping the puck on tonsil hockey.
-- Ian Kay / MLB.com
