Wanna see the longest nine seconds of this D-backs fan's life?
Dude took a knee and popped the question during the fourth inning at Chase Field on Saturday, then had to wait it out as his Monica Potter-lookalike girlfriend considered, laughed, cried, considered again and finally nodded her acceptance.
Let this be your monthly reminder, male baseball fans: Don't try to put a ring on it in front of 30,000 strangers unless you're 100 percent sure she wants a ring on it.